1、 Bridget Jones Diary BJ -Bridget: It all began on New Years Day.begin: In my 32nd year of being single.single: 32Once again I found myself on my own.once: on ones own: And going to my mothers annual turkey curry buffet.annual: turkey: curry: buffet: Every year she tries to fix me up with some bushy-
2、haired, middle-aged bore.fix up: () bushy: middle: middle-aged: () bore: ()And I feared this year would be no exception.fear: exception: -Pam(Bridgets mum): There you are, dumpling.dumpling: ()-Bridget: My mum, a strange creature.strange: İ creature: ()From the time when a gherkin was still the heig
3、ht of sophistication.gherkin: height: sophistication: -Una: Doilies, Pam? Hello, Bridget.,dolly: 豭Pam豭Bridget-Pam: Third drawer from the top, Una. under the minigherkins.drawer: top: under: mini: 档By the way, the Darcys are here.by the way: DarcysThey brought Mark with them.bring: Mark-Bridget: Ah,
4、here We go.-Pam: You remember Mark.remember: 𣬼MarkYou used to play in his paddling pool. Hes a barrister, very well off.used to: padding: pool: barrister: well off: -Bridget: No, I dont remember.-Pam: Hes divorced, apparently.divorce: 飬 apparent: His wife was Japanese. Very cruel race, Now,
5、what are you going to put on?cruel: race: 壬 put on: 壬-Bridget: This.,-Pam: Dont be silly, Bridget.silly: Youll never get a boyfriend if you look like youve wandered out of Auschwitz.never: boyfriend: wander: Run upstairs. Laid out something lovely on your bed.lay out: lovely: -Bridget: Great. I was
6、wearing a carpet.great: wear: carpet: -Geoffrey: Here she is., My little Bridget.Bridget-Bridget: Hi, Uncle Geoffrey.Geoffrey塣-Geoffrey: Have a drink? Come on, then.drink: come on: -Bridget: Actually, not my uncle.actually: 塣Someone who insists I call him Uncle, while he gropes my ass.insist: grope:
7、 ass: And asks me the question, dreaded by all singletons.question: dreaded: singleton: -Geoffrey: So, hows your love life?life: -Bridget: Super. Thanks, Uncle G.super: -Geoffrey: Still no fellow, then, eh?,still: fellow: -Una: You career girls cant put it off forever, you know.career: put off: () f
8、orever: Tick-tock, tick-tock.tick: () tick-tock: 𣬵-Bridget: Hello, Dad.-Dad: Hello, darling.darling: -Bridget: Hows it going?-Dad: Torture.torture: Your mothers trying to fix you up with some divorce.try: divorce: Human rights barrister. Pretty nasty beast, apparently.human: right: barrister
9、: nasty: pretty: () beast: -Bridget: Ding-dong.Maybe this time, Mum had got it right.maybe: -Pam: Come on. Why dont we see if Mark fancies a gherkin.fancy: Mark-Dad: Good luck.luck: -Pam: MarkMark-Bridget: Maybe this was the mysterious Mr. Right.mysterious: Id been waiting my whole life to meet.wait
10、: whole: İ-Pam: You remember Bridget.remember: 𣬼Bridget-Bridget: Maybe not.She used to run around your lawn with no clothes on, remember?around: lawn: clothes: -Mark: No, not as such.-Una: Come and look at your gravy, Pam. I think its going to need sieving.gravy: need: sieve: Pam-Pam: Of cou
11、rse it doesnt need sieving. Just stir it, Una.stir: 裬UnaYes, of course. Ill be right there. Sorry. Lumpy gravy calls.of course: lumpy: , , -Bridget: So.-Mark: So.-Bridget: Are you staying at your parents, for New Year?stay: parents: -Mark: Yes. You?-Bridget: Oh, no, no. I was in London, at a party l
12、ast night.London: party: last night: So Im afraid, Im a bit hung over.afraid: hang over: Wish I could by lying with my head in a toilet like all normal people.wish: lie: lie head: toilet: normal: New Years resolution: Drink less. Oh, and quit smoking.resolution: drink: quit: smoking: And keep New Ye
13、ars resolutions.keep: And stop talking total nonsense to strangers.stop: total: nonsense: stranger: İİIn fact, stop talking full stop.in fact: -Mark: Yes, well, perhaps, its time to eat.perhaps: -Marks Mum: Apparently she lives just around the corner from you.apparent: around the corner: -Mark: Moth
14、er, I do not need a blind date.blind: date: 裬Particularly not with some verbally incontinent spinster.particular: verbally: incontinent: spinster: Who smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish and dresses like her mother.chimney: dress: -Bridget: Yummy. Turkey curry.,My favorite.yummy: favorite:
15、48225;And that was it. Right there.Right there. That was the moment.moment: I suddenly realized that unless something changed soon.suddenly: realize: unless: change: I was going to live a life where my major relationship. was with a bottle of wine.major: relationship: bottle: wine: And Id finally di
16、e fat and alone.fat: alone: And be found three weeks later, half-eaten by Alsatians.find: later: half-eaten: Or I was about to turn into Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.be about to: turn into: AlsatiansAll by myselfDont want to beland-linesland line: You have no messages.message: -Song: Wh
17、en I was youngI never needed anyoneAnd makinlove, was just for funThose days are goneAll by myselfDont want to beAll by myselfAnymore -Bridget: And so I made a major decision.make a decision: decision: I had to make sure that next year, I wouldnt end up shit-faced.make sure: end up: shit-faced: And
18、listening to sad FM easy listening for the over-30s.sad: FM: =frequency modulatio frequency: modulation easy: listen: 衣I decided to take control of my life and start a diary.control: start: diary: 136To tell the truth about BridgetJones the whole truth.truth: BridgetJones4250Resolution num
19、ber one: Obviously well lose 20 pounds.resolution: number: obvious: lose: 20Number two: Always put last nights pants in the laundry basket.always: pant: laundry: basket: Equally important, will find nice sensible boyfriend to go out with.equally: sensible: And not continue to form romantic attachmen
20、ts to any of the following:continue: form: romantic: attachment: following: Alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics.alcoholic: workaholic: commitment: phobic: Peeping Toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits or perverts.peeping tom: megalomaniac: emotional: fuckwit: ; pervert: &
21、#399536;And especially will not fantasize about a particular person.especially: fantasize: particular: Who embodies all these things.embody: 廯Unfortunately, he just happens to be my boss.unfortunately: happen: boss: 塣Editor in Chief Daniel Cleaver, and for various slightly unfair reasons.editor: chi
22、ef: various: slight: unfair: reason: DanielRelating to this years Christmas party.relate to: 漰 Christmas: I suspect he does not fantasize about me.suspect: fantasize: -Bridget: Cant liveLivinis without youwithout: I cant liveCant give anymoreOr maybe Im wrong.wrong: Happy New Year, Mr. FitzherbertFi
23、tzherbert,-Fitzherbert: Happy New Year, Brenda.Brenda, -Bridget: Mr. Fitzherbert., Titspervert,more like.pervert: Fitzherbert.DanielDaniels boss stares at my breasts with no idea who I am or what I do.breast: idea: -Perpetua: Morning. I need that, Kafkas Motorbike release by 11:00.morning: need: mot
24、orbike: release: 磬Kafka 11-Bridget: Perpetua.PerpetuaSlightly senior, and therefore, thinks shes in charge of me.senior: therefore: in charge of: Most of the time I just want to staple things to her head.staple: 鶤 head: Publicity. All I asked.publicity: -Jude: All I asked. I only asked if he wanted
25、to come on a minibreak to Paris.minibreak: mini: break: Paris: -Bridget: Daily call from Jude. Best friend.daily: friend: Jude绰Head of investment at Brightlings Bank, who spends most of her time.head: investment: bank: spend: BrightlingsTrapped in the ladiestoilet, crying over fuckwit boyfriend.trap
26、: cry: fuckwit: ; -Jude: Am I too needy? Am I codependent?needy: codependent: (鷽)-Bridget: No, youre not. Its not you.Youre lovely. Its vile Richard.lovely: vile: RichardHes just a big knobhead, with no knob.knob: Is some peoples opinion, of Kafka.opinion: KafkaBut they couldnt be more wrong.This bo
27、ok is a searing vision of the wounds our century has inflicted.searing: vision: wounds: century: inflict: On traditional masculinity.traditional: masculine:Its positively Vonnegutesque.positive: 顣Thank you for calling, Professor Leavis.professor: Leavis-Daniel: Guest list, for launch party.guest: li
28、st: 嵥 launch: 緹 party: F.R. Leavis?LeavisWow.The F.R. Leavis who wrote Mass Civilization and Minority Culture?write: mass: civilization: minority: culture: LeavisThe F.R. Leavis who died in 1978?died: 1978Leavis-Bridget: whispered fuck.-Daniel: Amazing.amazing: -Bridget: Emergency summit with urban
29、family. for coherent discussion of career crisis.emergency: summit: urban: coherent: discussion: career: 飬-Shazzer: Fuck em., Fuck the lot of them.fuck: Tell them they can stick fucking Leavis up their fucking asses.stick: fucking: ()Leavis -Bridget: Good, good. Thats very useful.useful: Shazzer, jo
30、urnalist. Likes to say fucka lot.journalist: ShazzerJude, what would you do if one of your assistants.assistant: Jude-Jude: Id fire you, Bridge.fire: -Bridget: Excellent.excellent: -Tom: Is that Cleaver chap still as cute as ever?chap: cute: ever: Daniel-Bridget: Oh, God, yes.god: -Tom: Then I think
31、 a well-timed blow job is probably the best answer.think: well-timed: blow job: blow: job: best: answer: 𣬴Oh, you love it.-Guy A: Are you the chap that sang that song?sing: song: chap: -Tom: Yes. Yes, I am.-Bridget: Tom, 80s pop icon who only wrote one hit record.pop: icon: hit: record: Then
32、 retired because he found that one record was quite enough.retire: quite: enough: To get him laid for the whole of the 90s.get laid: -Guy A: Well, great song.衣-Tom: Thank you. Thank You so much.Total poof, of course.total: poof: -Bridget: More vodka?vodka-All: No!-Tom: Yes! Fill her up, goddamn it!f
33、ill up: goddamn: At least now Im in my 30s I can hold my drink.at least: hold: drink: 塣-Bridget: Oops!-Shazzer: Mind the step.mind: step: -Tom: Shes fine. Drive on.drive on: -Daniel: Apparently F.R. Leavis, is coming.apparently: Leavis-Perpetua: Afternoon, Bridget.BridgetWhat do you mean youre going
34、 on holiday?mean: holiday: What about Julia?Julia-Screen: new email:email: You have a new messagemessage: From DanielDanielSubject: serious problemssubject: problems: You appear to have forgotten your shirt.appear: forgot: shirt: Is shirt off sick?sick: -Daniel: Weve got a problem, with the Teddy Kn
35、ows Best campaign.campaign:Teddy-Perpetua: The only problem is the kitchen. There isnt room to swing a catkitchen: room: swing: -Bridget: Message Mr. Cleaver.DanielAm appalled by message.appall: Skirt is demonstrably neither sick nor absent.demonstrable: absent: Appalled by managements blatantly siz
36、e-ist attitude to skirt.blatant: attitude: Suggest management sick, not skirt!suggest: 飬-Daniel: Right. Yeah.No, I understand that. I understand that perfectly.understand: perfect: -Bridget: Have been seduced by informality of messaging medium.seduce: informal: medium: 飬Into flirting, with office sc
37、oundrel.flirt: 飬 office: scoundrel: 顣Will persevere with resolution to find a nice sensible man.persevere: resolution: sensible: Will put a stop to flirting. first thing tomorrow.put a stop: Good plan.plan: -Daniel: If walking past office was attempt to demonstrate presence of skirt.attempt: demonst
38、rate: presence: skirt: İCan only say that it has failed parlously. Cleave.failed: parlous: Daniel-Bridget: Shut up, please. I am very busy and important.shut up: please: busy: important: P.S. How dare you sexually harass me in this impertinent manner?ps: =postscript sexual: harass: impertinent: mann
39、er: -Daniel: MessageJones. Mortified to have caused offense.mortify:裬cause: 𣬲 offense: JonesWill avoid all non-P.C. Overtones in future. Deeply apologetic.avoid: PC: personal computer overtone: apologetic: P.S. Like your tits in that top.tit: top: -Bridget: Mustnt read too much into it, thou
40、gh.though: into something: -Daniel: And it all began, of course, with some very irresponsible E-mailing.of course: irresponsible: BridgetOver Bridgets nonexistent skirt.nonexistent: skirt: -Perpetua: Daniel, the New York office for you. Yeah. Tell em Ill get back to em.get back to: Daniel, 硣-Officer
41、 A: Daniel.-Daniel: BridgetBridgetEvening, Kenneth.Kenneth-Kenneth: Evening.If youve got a moment, Id like a word before you leave.moment: word: leave: -Daniel: Yes, certainly.certainly: Ill see you in a sec.in a sec.: sec.:= second -Kenneth: Excellent.excellent: And, Brenda?Brenda-Bridget: Yes.-Ken
42、neth: At the Kafkas Motorbike thing, thought it might be fun.motorbike: thing: fun: KafkaIf you introduce me before I introduce him.introduce: Add a lovely sense of occasion.lovely: sense: occasion: -Bridget: Certainly, sir.-Daniel: Brenda, What are you doing tonight?Brenda-Bridget: Actually, Im bus
43、y.actually: busy: -Daniel: Right. Well, thats a shame. I just.I thought it might be a charitable thing to take your skirt out for dinner.might: charitable: And try and fatten it up a bit.try: fatten: Maybe you could come too.maybe: What about tomorrow?tomorrow: -Bridget: no. Tomorrows the launch.lau
44、nch: -Daniel: Yes, of course.-Bridget: Possibly the worst book ever published.possibly: ever: publish: 棬顰Well, in the end, thats not the ad line weve gone for.in the end: ad: =advertisement 棬 line:-Daniel: Next night.next: night: -Bridget: Lets see, shall we?Night, Daniel.Daniel-Jude: Right. No pres
45、sure, Bridge, but your whole future happiness.right: pressure: whole: future: happiness: Now depends on how you behave on this one social occasion.depend on: behave: social: 罻 occasion: -Bridget: Right. What shall I do?-Jude: First, look gorgeous.gorgeous: Two: Then totally ignore Daniel and suck up
46、 to famous authors.totally: ignore: suck up: famous: author: Daniel -Bridget: Salman.Salman-Tom: Circulate.circulate: Oozing intelligence.ooze: intelligence: -Bridget: Isnt it terrible about Chechnya?terrible: Chechen: ()-Shazzer: Introduce people with thoughtful details, such as:introduce: thoughtf
47、ul: detail: 硭Sheila, this is Daniel. Daniel, this is Sheila.SheilaDaniel DanielSheilaSheila enjoys horse riding and comes from New Zealand.enjoy: horse: ride: SheilaDaniel enjoys publishing and comes.publish: 棬Daniel-Bridget: All over your face?face: 沿-Tom: Exactly.exactly: -Old man A: Excuse me. Im
48、 terribly sorry to interrupt you when youre having dinner.terribly: interrupt: 廰 dinner:Its just that.,-Tom: Yes. Yes, it was me.Yes. Nine years ago.year: ago: No current plans to record anything else.current: plan: record: Thank you so much.-Old man A: Its just that.Your chair is on my wifes coat.c
49、hair: coat: Your chair.-Tom: of course It is.Im so terribly sorry.-Old man A: Thank you.-Bridget: Major dilemma.major: dilemma: If I actually do by some terrible chance end up in flagrante.actually: chance: flagrant: Surely these would be most attractive at crucial moment.surely: attractive: crucial
50、: moment: However, chances of reaching crucial moment greatly increase.however: reach: greatly: increase: By wearing these scary stomach-holding-in pants.wear: scary: stomach-holding-in: stomach: hold: pant: Very popular with grannies the world over.popular: granny: Tricky. Very tricky.tricky: Ladie
51、s and gentlemen, welcome to.lady: gentlemen: welcome: the launch of Kafkas Motorbike the greatest book of our time.launch: motorbike: time: ()KafkaAnd here to introduce it is Mr. Titspervert.introduce: Titspervert.: Fitzherbert, Fitzherbert.Fitzherbert,FitzherbertCirculate, oozing intelligence.circu
52、late: ooze: 洦 intelligence: Ignore Daniel and be fabulous with everyone else.ignore: fabulous: DanielI am the intellectual equal of everyone else here.intellectual: equal: -Salman: Its like a whole theory of short fiction and of the novella.theory: short: fiction: novella: And, of course, the proble
53、m with Martins definition of the novella.problem: definition: 壬 novella: Martin塣Is that it really only applies to him.really: only: apply to: -Man B: That doesnt sound like Martin. Not.sound: Martin-Salman: I could be wrong. What do you think?wrong: -Bridget: Do you know.where the toilets are?toilet
54、: Stay calm. Cant get any worse.stay calm: 侲 calm: worse: What are you doing here?-Mark: Ive been asking myself that question.myself: question: I came with a colleague. So how are you?colleague: -Bridget: Well, apart from being very disappointed.apart from: disappointed: Not to see my favor
55、ite reindeer jumper again, Im well.favorite: reindeer: jumper: -Perpetua: Anyone going to introduce me?introduce: -Bridget: Introduce people, with thoughtful details.thoughtful: detail: Perpetua, this is Mark Darcy.PerpetuaMarkMarks a prematurely middle-aged prick with a cruel-raced ex-wife.prematur
56、e: middle-aged: prick: cruel: race: 壬 ex-wife: MarkPerpetuas a fat-ass old bag who spends her time bossing me around.fat-ass: ass: spend: boss: PerpetuaMaybe not.-Perpetua: Anyone going, to introduce me?-Bridget: Perpetua, This is Mark Darcy.PerpetuaMark DarcyMarks a top barrister. He comes from Gra
57、fton Underwood.top: barrister: MarkPerpetua is one of my work colleagues.colleague: Perpetua, -Perpetua: I know you by reputation of course.reputation: -Mark: Natasha.NatashaThis is BridgetJones. Bridget, this is Natasha.BridgetJonesNatashaNatasha is a top attorney and specializes in family law.atto
58、rney: specialize in: family: law: NatashaBridget works in publishing and used to play naked in my paddling pool.used to: padding pool: Bridget-Natasha: How odd.odd: Perpetua, hows the house hunt going?hunt: Perpetua-Perpetua: Disaster.disaster: Cant even go into it with you.even: go into: By the by,
59、 that man is gorgeous.gorgeous: -Natasha: Yes, Mark.Just give me time. Give me time.-Daniel: Youve written a searing vision.Can you remember the rest of this?searing: vision: remember: 𣬼 rest: -Salman: speak of.speak of: -Daniel: Listen, you dont know, where the loos are here, do you?listen:
60、 loo: -Salman: Yes. Theyre that way.-Daniel: Thanks.-Bridget: One, two.Ladies and gentlemen.Ladies and.Sorry, the.Mikes not working.mike: work: 绵Ladies and gentlemen.Welcome to the launch of Kafkas Motorbike.launch: KafkaThe greatest book of our time.Obviously, except for your books Mr. Rushdie.obvi
61、ously: except: Mr. RushdieWhich are also very good.And Lord Archer.Lord: ArcherYours arent bad either.bad: either: Anyway, what I mean is.anyway: mean: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.Thank you for coming, to the launch.Of one of the top 30 books of our time.top: Anyway. At least.at least: And here to
62、 introduce it properly.proper: is the man we all call.飬Titspervert., Mister.titspervert: TitspervertTitspervertBecause that is his name.Thank you.-Kenneth: Thank you, Brenda.BrendaJust switch this on.switch: ()-Natasha: So how autobiographical, is your work, Salman?autobiography: Salman-Salman: Its
63、an amazing thing. Nobodys ever asked me that question.amazing: ever: -Mark: Excuse me.excuse: -Daniel: Jones, sod em all, It was a brilliant.sod: brilliant: Jonespostmodernist masterpiece of oratorical fireworks, really.postmodernist: oratorical: fireworks: really: 緶Youre looking, very sexy, Jones.s
64、exy: Im going to have to take you to dinner, now whether you like it or not, okay?have to: dinner: whether: Come on. Get your stuff.stuff: -Bridget: How do you feel about this situation in Chechnya?feel: situation: Chechnya: -Daniel: I couldnt give a fuck Jones. Now look.fuck: JonesHow do you know A
65、rsey Darcy?Mark-Bridget: Apparently I used to run round naked in his paddling pool.apparently: used to: naked: padding pool: -Daniel: I bet you did you dirty bitch.dirty: bitch: -Bridget: What about You?-Daniel: Same.I was best man at his wedding.best man: () wedding: He was a mate from Cambridge.ma
66、te: Cambridge: -Bridget: Then what?-Daniel: Then nothing.-Bridget: You dont need to protect him. Hes no friend of mine.need: protect: -Daniel: Well, then, many years later.I made the somewhat catastrophic mistake.somewhat: catastrophic: mistake: Of introducing him to my fiancee.introduce: f
67、iance: And.I couldnt say in all honesty, Ive ever quite forgiven him.honesty: quite: forgive: -Bridget: God. So.god: Hes a nasty bastard as well as a dull bastard.nasty: dull: bastard: -Daniel: Yes. Yes, I think thats fair.fair: Anyway, fuck him. Listen, dont let him ruin our evening.anyway: ruin: W
68、hy dont you have some more wine.more: wine: And tell me more about practicing French kissing with girls at school?practice: French: French kiss: Thats a very good story.story: -Bridget: It wasnt French kissing.-Daniel: Dont care. Make it up. Thats an order, Jones.care: make up: order: So, how about
69、a drink, at my place?place: Totally innocent, no funny business, just full sex.totally: funny: business: full: sex: -Bridget: I should get a taxi.taxi: But thank you for the lovely dinner.lovely: -Daniel: Its a pleasure, Jones.pleasure: -Song: Youre alone all the timeDoes it ever bother youHave you
70、asked whyYou seem to fall in loveAnd out againDo you really ever loveOr just pretendBaby, why fool yourselfDont be afraid to help yourself -Daniel: Now, these are very silly little boots, Jones.silly: boots: JonesAnd this is a very silly little dress.dress: And these are.Fuck me. absolutely enormous
71、 pants.absolutely: enormous: pant: Jesus. Fuck. No. Dont apologize. I like them.Jesus: () apologize: Hello, Mummy!I have to have another look. Theyre too good to be true.true: Nothing to be embarrassed about.embarrassed: Im wearing something similar myself. Here. Ill show you.wear: similar: -Song: T
72、his time decide that you will open upLet it inTheres no shame in sharing loveYou feel withinSo jump right inHead over heelsAnd fall right in -Daniel: That was fantastic.fantastic: -Bridget: What happens at the office?happen: office: -Daniel: Im glad you asked that. You see.glad: Its a publishing hou
73、se, so, that means people write things for us.publish: 棬 house: write: 磬And then we print out all the pages and fasten them together.print: page: 棬 fasten: And make them into what we call a book,Jones.顣-Bridget: Do you think people will notice?think: notice: -Daniel: Notice what?-Bridget: Us.Working
74、 together sleeping together.work: sleep: -Daniel: Hang on a minute, Jones.hang on: minute: Just slow down, It started on Tuesday, and now its Thursday.slow down: start: Its not exactly, a long-term relationship yet, is it?exactly: long-term: relationship: -Bridget: You very bad man.BridgetJones, wan
75、ton sex goddess.wanton: () sex: goddess: BridgetJones With a very bad man, between her thighs.between: thigh: Mum.衣-Bridget: Its a truth universally acknowledged.truth: universal: acknowledge: That the moment one area of your life starts going okay.moment: area: life: Another part of it falls specta
76、cularly to pieces.part: fall into pieces: -Pam(Bridgets mum): Anyone else want to have it oeuf? Dont be shy, madam.want: oeuf: shy: French.Have it oeuf, with the WiseCrack Egg Peeler.egg: peeler: Now, nice firm grip.firm: grip: Put it in the hole.hole: Up, down, up, down, and off it comes i
77、n your hand.Mind the overspray. Sorry.mind: overspray: 壬Darling, if I came in with my knickers, on my head, he wouldnt notice.knickers: () notice: Ive spent 35 years, cleaning his house.spend: clean: Washing his clothes, bringing up his children.wash: bring up: () -Bridget: Im your child too.-Pam: T
78、o be honest, darling, having children isnt all its cracked up to be.honest: crack: ()() cracked up: 壬Given my chance again Im not sure Id have any.chance: Now its the winter of my life and I havent actually got anything of my own.winter: actually: own: Ive got no power, no real career.power: real: c
79、areer: No sex life.sex: Got no life at all. Im like the grasshopper who sang all summer.at all: grasshopper: 棬 sing: summer: Like Germaine sodding Geer.Geer-Bridget: Greer.Greer-Pam: Well, anyway, Im not having it.And Ive been talent-spotted.talent-spotted: talent: spot: Julian think Ive got great p
80、otential.potential: Julian-Bridget: Whos Julian?Julian-Pam: from the Home Shopping Channel.channel: Comes into the store to have his colors done.store: color: -Bridget: Potential for what?-Pam: As a demonstrator on his cable show.you know his assistant.demonstrator: cable: assistant: Apparently, its
81、 the highest-rated show on the channel.apparently: highest-rated: highest: rate: Apart from the one with the fat people who beat up their relatives.apart from: fat: beat up: relative: I must whiz. Have you heard from Mark Darcy?whiz: heard of: ,Mark-Bridget: Good-bye, Mum.裬And a few weeks
82、later it got lots worse.later: wrose: -Bridget: Hello!,-Dad: look at this.-Reporter A: hanging off this heart-shaped pendant.hang off: heart-shaped: pendant:One of my own personal recommendations.own: personal: recommendations: Is this absolutely stunning, matching necklace and earring set.absolutel
83、y: stunning: matching: necklace: earrings set: 倣The earrings, measuring just over a centimeter.measure: 磬 centimeter: In genuine diamante with topaz and lapis lazuli.genuine: diamante: 鱦 topaz: lapis lazuli: In a lovely mock-gold finish.lovely: mock: finish: The exact replica of those worn at Wimble
84、don in 1993.exact: replica: worn: WimbledonBy Her Royal Highness, the Duchess of Kent.royal: Highness: () duchess: kent: =ken 1993Wimbledon-Bridget: Has she actually moved out then?actually: move out: -Dad: Apparently she and this tangerine-tinted buffoon are suddenly an item.tangerine-tint: tangeri
85、ne: tint: buffoon: suddenly: item: Half our friends have had them round to bloody dinner.round to: bloody: Shes even taking jaundiced Julian to Una Alconburys tarts and vicars party.even: jaundice: tart: vicar: JulianThats not the Pamela I knew. Thats cruel.cruel: Pamela-Bridget:
86、 could be a golden opportunity.golden: 𣬽 opportunity: If you spent the entire party.spend: entire: party: 罻顣Flirting with other women, it would drive Mum wild with jealousy.flirt with: wild: jealous: -Dad: Will it?-Bridget: Thats how I got my man.-Dad: Have you got a boyfriend? A r
87、eal one?real: -Bridget: I have, Father. I have.And hes perfect.perfect: Hurrah., Am no longer tragic spinster.hurrah: tragic: spinster: But proper girlfriend of bona fide sex god.proper: bona fide: sex: god: So committed that hes taking mitted: On a full-blown, minibreak holiday weekend.full-blown:
88、minibreak: mini: weekend: -Daniel: Promise me we dont have to sit in little boats.promise: And read poncey poetry to each other.poncey: poetry: -Bridget: Hes also agreed to protect me. at Uncle Geoffreys hideous tarts and vicars party.agree: protect: hideous: tart: vicar: party: 罻GeoffreyThis cant b
89、e just shagging. A minibreak means true love.shag: mean: love: 氮氮Suddenly feel like screen goddess in manner of Grace Kelly.suddenly: feel like: screen: goddess: manner: Grace Kelly.Though, perhaps ever so slightly less elegant under pressure.though: perhaps: slight: elegant: pressure: -Daniel: Very
90、 quiet here, isnt it? Are we the only guests?quiet: guest: -Waitress: We have a wedding this weekend.wedding: weekend: I believe there are just four of you not involved.believe: involve: 漰-Natasha: You do the boats., Ill do the tea.boat: tea: 衣-Bridget: Oh, Jesus.Jesus: ,()浹-Natasha: Hello there.-Ma
91、rk: Well, well.治Take it youre also heading for Alconburys rockery.head for: -Bridget: Yes, thats right.-Mark: I brought Natasha.NatashaGet a bit of work done. Thought I might, make it a not entirely wasted weekend.a bit of: might: entire: waste: -Daniel: How interesting. What a gripping life you do
92、lead.interesting: gripping: lead: Ill see you upstairs in a second.upstairs: second: -Natasha: The weakness of their case.weakness: case: Lies in the deposition they made on August 30.lie in: deposition: August: -Bridget: season of mistyseason: misty: Lack oflack: -Daniel: Oh, fuck me, I love Keats.
93、 Have you heard this one?fuck: hear: Keats There was a young woman from Ealing.young: ealing: ()Who had a peculiar feeling.peculiar: feeling: She lay on her back and opened her crack.lay on: back: open: crack: 倡And pissed all over the ceiling.piss: ceiling: 壬Bollocks. Shit.bullock: Im boarding you,
94、No alternativeboard: alternative: -Bridget: Dont you dare!dare: -Daniel: Im king of the world!king: world: -Bridget: No!Fuck me!-Daniel: Piss and bollocks. Thats it.piss: -Bridget: You stupid ass!stupid: ass: -Natasha: So childish.childish: -Mark: Yes.-Daniel: Darce, come on in!Darce, Waters lovely.
95、lovely: Youre working too hard mate.hard: mate: -Bridget: Daniel.Daniel-Daniel: Yes?-Bridget: That thing you just did is actually illegal in several countries.actually: illegal: country: -Daniel: That is the major reason Im so thrilled to be living in Britain today.major: reason: thrill: -Bridget: I
96、 cant understand why the prime minister doesnt mention it more in his speeches.understand: prime: minister: prime minister: mention: speech: -Daniel: You should write to him about it.write: about: -Bridget: I intend to.intent to: Daniel,Daniel-Daniel: Bridget.Bridget-Bridget: Do You love me?love: -D
97、aniel: Shut up or Ill do it again.shut up: -Bridget: Do you love me?-Daniel: Right. You asked for it. And over you go.over: Im going to give you something to bite on.bite: Here. Okay? Pop this in your mouth, darling.pop: Youre begging for it.beg: -Bridget: Stop it!-Daniel: Ive got to go back to town
98、. A meetings come up.town: meeting: 飬 come up: -Bridget: on a Sunday?-Daniel: The meetings first thing tomorrow.tomorrow: Ive got to work on some figures.figure: -Bridget: We could just pop into the party for a minute. And leave earlypop into: minute: leave: -Daniel: Im sorry. I just cant do it.Ive
99、got to head back.head back: -Bridget: Listen, if youve changed your mind you could just say so.change: 仯 mind: Because, honestly, I dont see what could be so important.honestly: important: -Daniel: No, well, you wouldnt, would you?Cause you dont have the faintest idea of how much trouble the company
100、s in.cause: =because faint: trouble: 鷳You swan in in your short skirt and your sexy see-through blouse.swim in: short: skirt: sexy: blouse: ()And fanny around with press releases.fanny: press release: press: release: This is the Americans flying in cause theyre thinking of shutting us down for fucks
101、 sake!fly: think: shut down: fuck: sake: Sorry.Im sorry, Im being a prat.prat: Im going to arrange a lovely car to come and pick you up.arrange: lovely: pick up: ()And take you back to London after the party, okay?party: 罻If you have to travel alone travel in style.travel: alone: style: And I also t
102、hink its very important.important: That you win this costume competition.win: costume: competition: Good. Good start.start: Now, then, Miss Jones where does this go?Jones-Bridget: Oh, well, here we go.Trying hard to fight off a vision of Mum and Auntie Una in fishnet tights.try: hard: flight off: ve
103、rsion: 汾 fishnet: tight: UnaSeems unnatural wrong even for 60-year-olds.seem: unnatural: even: 磬To dress up as prostitutes and priests on a Sunday afternoon.dress up: prostitute: 潼 priest: Oh, holyJesus.holy: ()-Una: Bridget.Bridget-Bridget: Where Are the other tarts and vicars?tart: vicar: -Una: Di
104、dnt Geoffrey call you?GeoffreyDidnt you telephone Colin and Bridget?telephone: 绰Bridget-Geoffrey: Hows my little Bridget?BridgetWheres this chap of yours?chap: -Bridget: He had to work, sohave to: -Geoffrey: Likely tale.likely: tale: Off they run. Whee.off: run: whee: ()-Natasha: Bizarre what some m
105、en find attractive.bizarre: find: attractive: -Bridget: Oh, God.-Pam: darling.What on earth are you wearing? You look like a common prostitute.on earth: () wear: look like: common: -Bridget: Yes, that was actually the point.actually: point: -Pam: Say Hi to Julian.Julian-Bridget: Hello, Julian.Julian
106、-Julian: My dear, you and your mother could be sisters.And what a lovely bracelet.lovely: bracelet: Its what I call an all-rounder.all-rounder: Sort of thing one can wear with anything to any occasion.sort of: occasion: -Bridget: Have you spoken to my dad?speak to: -Pam: Yes. Hes behaving most bizar
107、rely.behave: bizarre: bizarre: I think he was trying to flirt with Penny Husbands-Bosworth, poor thing.try to do: flirt: 飬 poor: Penny顣She was very frightened. Shes only just had her ovaries done.frightened: ovary: -Julian: I dont know what you ever saw in him.濴-Pam: Shh. Bad man.-Bridget: Didnt tel
108、l you either?either: -Dad: I didnt spend as much as Bernard thank God.spend: god: Bernard-Bridget: Im sorry, Dad. The way she looked at me.look at: She loves you, really.really: You love each other. This is only a temporary glitch.temporary: glitch: -Dad: Is it? I dont know.I dont know.-Una: There y
109、ou are.BridgetDont worry. Youre not the only one.worry: This is Penny. Geoffrey didnt get in touch with her either.get in touch with: PennyGeoffrey-Penny: Im sorry?-Una: Geoffrey didnt contact you either. to tell you the tarts and vicars concept had gone out the window.contact: tart: 潼 vicar: concep
110、t: go out of the window: Geoffrey绰-Penny: Yes, He did.-Una: Oh, Right.Lovely dress. Very exotic.lovely: exotic: Shame you couldnt bring your boyfriend. Whats his name? David? Darren?shame: DavidDarren-Mark: Daniel Cleaver.Daniel-Una: Is he a friend of yours Mark?-Mark: Absolutely not.absolutely: -Un
111、a: I hope hes good enough for our little Bridget.enough: Bridget-Mark: I think I can say with total confidence, absolutely not.confidence: total: -Bridget: Im sure hed say the same about you given your past behavior.sure: same: given: behavior: -Mark: Sorry?-Bridget: I think you know what I mean.mea
112、n: -Natasha: Mark.Mark-Bridget: Looks like Auntie Shirley didnt get the message either.look like: message: Shirley-Daniel: Hi. -Bridget: I just really, really wanted to see a friendly face.really: friendly: face: 沿-Daniel: Now, listen. I tell you what., I have an idea.idea: Let me finish this while
113、you go home and have a long hot bath.finish: while: bath: 衣And Ill call round, and well have dinner later, okay?round: dinner: 绰-Bridget: Is there someone here?-Daniel: Not that Im aware of.be aware of: Unless that Bosnian familys moved in again. Bastards.unless: move in: bastard: Bosnian-Bridget: I
114、m sorry. Sorry.Im going mad.mad: -Daniel: Listen, I am feeling really bad actually.listen: feel: actually: I should have been there.-Bridget: no, Im sorry.-Daniel: No, Im sorry. At least I got a lot of work done.at least: Just give me one more hour, okay?-Bridget: Fine. Thats fine. Ill go h
115、ome and de-bunny.de-bunny: bunny: And you know last night when I said I loved you?I didnt mean it. I was being ironic.mean: ironic: Good. I know.Thank you, madam.-Daniel: BridgetBridget This is Lara, from the New York office.LaraLara, this is Bridget.BridgetHey there.I thought you said she was thin.
116、thin: -TV: I was hoping that you would want to be a part of it.hope: part of: Listen, this is totally insane.listen: totally: insane: Im 36. It may be my last chance, to have a child.last: chance: The male penetrates the female, and leaves.male: penetrate: female: leave: Coitus is brief and perfunct
117、ory.coitus: brief: perfunctory: For the female all there is to do now is wait and wait.wait: -Bridget: Weve had a very good response.response: 𣬻TeddyTo the Teddy Knows Best, teaser campaign.teaser: () campaign: And had various local radio bids for author interviews which is good.various: 仯 l
118、ocal: radio: bid: author: interview: -Daniel: Stop that. I feel terrible.terrible: The thing is, with Lara and me.LaraWell, You know.,-Bridget: No, youll have to fill me in.-Daniel: The truth is were the same, Bridget, you and me.truth: Were two people of a certain age looking for the moment to comm
119、it.certain: look for: moment: commit: And finding it really hard.find: really: hard: And I just think that in the end.in the end: Its got to be something extraordinary which makes us go that extra mile.extraordinary: extra: And I think Lara being American or something to do with confidence.confidenc
120、e: LaraAnd being so.Well, young, you know.young: Weve become very close.become: close: -Bridget: Youve only just met her. She flew in yesterday.meet: fly: Silly Bridget.silly: BridgeYou havent only just met her.-Daniel: no.No, I got to know her pretty well when we were in the New York office togethe
121、r.pretty: office: together: Oh, fuck.fuck: -Bridget: Theres no easy way to say this, but.easy: -Daniel: I wanted you to be the first to know that.want: Were engaged.engaged: -Bridget: At times like this continuing with ones life seems impossible.continue: seem: impossible: And eating the en
122、tire contents of ones fridge seems inevitable.entire: content: fridge: inevitable: I have two choices.choice: To give up and accept permanent state of spinsterhood.give up: accept: permanent: state: spinsterhood: And eventual eating by Alsatians.eventual: Or not. And this time I ch
123、oose not.choose: I will not be defeated by a bad man and an American stick insect.defeat: stick: insect: Instead, I choose vodka.instead: 棬滻And Chaka Khan.Chaka衣 -Song: Im every woman, its all in me.Im every woman, its all in me.Im every woman, its all in me.How to make men what th
124、ey dont think they wantHow to get what you wantLife without menWomen who love men are mad -interviewer A: Why do you want to be in television?television: -Bridget: Well, Ive realized that Ive become deeply committed.realize: be committed to: To communicating to the public the up-to-the-moment and in
125、-depth municate: public: up-to-the-moment: in-depth: Both political and ecological.political: ecological: 棬What do you think of the El Nino phenomenon?phenomenon: Its a blip.blip: I think, basically, Latin music is on its way out.basically: music: -Interviewer B: Why television?-Bridget: Because Im
126、passionately committed to communicating with children.because: passionately: They are the future.future: -Interviewer B: Do you have any children of your own?own: -Bridget: Christ, no.Christ: ()-Interviewer B: Sorry.-Interviewer C: So, why do you want to work in television?-Bridget: Ive got to leave
127、 my current job because Ive shagged my boss.leave: current: shag: boss: 壬-Richard: Fair enough. Start Monday. Well see how we go.fair: start: And, incidentally.incidentally: At Sit Up Britain, no one ever gets sacked for shaggin the boss.sit up: ever: sack: Thats a matter of principle.matter: 飬 prin
128、ciple: -Daniel: Bridge, come on.BridgeI know its been awkward as ass, but theres no need to leave.awkward: ass: need: leave: 鼬-Bridget: No, actually, there is. Ive been offered a job in television.actually: offer: -Daniel: Television?-Bridget: And they want me to start straight away.straight away: S
129、o Ive got to leave in about three minutes.minute: -Daniel: Just hold it right there Miss Jones.hold: JonesIm sorry to inform you but I think youll find that by contract.inform: contract: You are expected to give at least six weeks notice.be expected to: at least: notice: -Bridget: Yes. Well, I thoug
130、ht with the company being in so much trouble and pany: trouble: 鷳You wouldnt miss the person who waltzes in in a see-through top and fannies about,With the press releases.miss: person: see-through: top: fanny: -Perpetua: I want to hear this, Because if she gives one inch.because: inch: Im gonna fire
131、 her bony little bottom anyway for being totally spineless.fire: bony: bottom: anyway: totally: spineless: -Bridget: what?-Daniel: I just think you should know that.there are lots of prospects here for a talented p.prospect: talented: -Simon: Daniel,We Daniel-Daniel: Just give me a minute, would you
132、, Simon? Thanks.SimonLots of prospects for a person who.prospect: Perhaps for personal reasons has been slightly overlooked professionally.perhaps: personal: reason: slight: overlook: professional: -Bridget: Thank you, Daniel. That is very good to know.But if staying here means, working within ten y
133、ards of you.stay: yard: ()Frankly, Id rather have a job wiping Saddam Husseins ass.franklly: rather: wipe: Saddam: () Saddam Hussein -Song: R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Find out what it means to meR-E-S-P-E-C-T, Take care of T-C-BSock it to me, sock it to me sock it to me -Bridget: Well, bye, everyone. -Song: jus
134、t a little bitA little respectAll the timeKeep on tryingYoure running out fool -Daniel: Just sod off.sod: sod off: -Reporter: Hello and welcome to Sit Up, Britain,a current affairs show.current: affair: current affairs: show: -Richard: Okay, everybody, it is bonfire night and we are on fire.bonfire:
135、 𣬻 on fire: We have live fire station feeds from Newcastle.station: feed: NewcastleSwansea, Sheffield, and Lewisham.swan: Sheffield LewishamJust poised for tragedy.poise: tragedy: BridgetJones, where are you?Bridge-Bridget: Im here, Richard-Richard: Put on some more makeup.put on:
136、makeup: I want you on camera. Im thinking miniskirt.camera: miniskirt: mini: Im thinking firemans helmet. I want you pointing a hose.fireman: helmet: point to: hose: I want you sliding down the pole. Then go straight to the interview.slide down: pole: straight: interview: -Bridget: Great. I
137、ll do it.-Worker A: No problem. Fine, Rightproblem: 鷳 right: So you drop into shot and then, interview Chief Fireman Bevan.drop into: shot: chief: Yep. Go, go.-Bridget: Go?-Worker A: Were going to firefighters in Newcastle first.NewcastleStop! Climb back up.stop: back up: Climb back up. On
138、you in 30 seconds.climb: second: -Richard: What is going on?Shes supposed to be sliding down the pole, not climbing it.be supposed to: climb: -Worker A: Go, go. Go!,-Bridget: Okay!-Richard: Oh, Jesus Christ!Jesus Christ: ( )Were out of time. Just wind her up.out of time: wind: -Bridget: Well, that s
139、eems to be about all weve got time for down here in Lewisham.seem: LewishamChief Officer Bevan, thank you very much.chief: officer: Excellent fire station.excellent: station: And now, back to the studio.studio: Excellent. Am national laughingstock.national: laughstock: Have bottom the size of Brazil
140、.bottom: size: Brazil: Am daughter of broken home, am rubbish at everything and.broken: rubbish: 顢Oh, God. Am having dinner, with Magda andJeremy.dinner: MagdaJeremyThe only thing worse than smug married couple.smug: married: couple: Lots of smug married couples.lots of: -Magda: Right., Everyone, th
141、is is Bridget.BridgetBridget ,this is Hugo and Jane.BridgetHugoJaneYou know Cosmo and Woney.CosmoWoneyThis Is Alistair And Henrietta.AlistairHenrietta-Both: Hello.-Magda: Julia And Michael. Joanne And Paul.JuliaMichael-Both: Hello.-Magda: And Jeremys partners from chambers, Natasha Glenville and Mar
142、k Darcy.partner: 飬 chamber: JeremyNatashaMark Darcy-Bridget: Hi there.-Mark: Hello.-Natasha: not in your bunny girl outfit today?bunny: outfit: () today: -Bridget: no.We bunnies only wear our tails on very special occasions.tail: very: special: occasion: -Magda: Right, B. Sit yourself down.Bridget-B
143、ridget: Right.-Cosmo: Hey, Bridget. hows your love life?life: BridgetİStill going out, with that publishing chappie?publish: chappie: -Bridget: No, actually.actually: -Cosmo: Never dip your nib in the office ink.dip: nib: ()-Bridget: Right.-Cosmo: You really ought to hurry up, and get sprogged up ol
144、d girl.ought to: hurry up: sprog: get sprigged up: Times a-running out, Tick-tock.run out: tick-tock: () -Bridget: Yes, yes.Tell me, is it one in four marriages, that ends in divorce now or one in three?marriage: 飬 divorce: 飬 end in: 飬-Mark: One in three.-Cosmo: Seriously, the office is full of sing
145、le girls in their 30s.seriously: office: single: Fine physical specimens but they just, cant seem to hold down a chap.physical: specimen: hold down: -Woney: Yes, why is it there are so many unmarried women in their 30s these days?many: unmarried: Bridget-Bridget: I dont know.I suppose it doesnt help
146、 that underneath our clothes.suppose: underneath: 棬Our entire bodies, are covered in scales.entire: cover: scale: 磬-Mark: I very much enjoyed, your Lewisham fire report, by the way.enjoy: fire: 𣬻 report: by the way: Lewisham-Bridget: Thank you.-Mark: So, it didnt work out with Daniel Cleaver
147、?work out: Daniel-Bridget: No, it didnt.-Mark: Im delighted to hear it.delighted: -Bridget: Look, are you and Cosmo in this together?together: CosmoYou seem to go out of your way, to try to make me feel.seem: try: feel: Like a complete idiot, every time I see plete: idiot: And you really neednt both
148、er.bother: I already feel like an idiot, most of the time anyway.already: anyway: With or without a firemans pole.without: pole: Thatll be my taxi. Good night.taxi: -Mark: Look, Im sorry if Ive been.-Bridget: What?-Mark: I dont think, youre an idiot at all.I mean, there are elements of the ridiculou
149、s about you.element: ridiculous: Your mothers pretty interesting.pretty: interesting: And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker.appalling: public: speaker: And you tend to let whatever is in your head.tend to: whatever: Come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences
150、.mouth: consideration: consequence: I realize that when I met you at the turkey curry buffet.realize: meet: Turkey: () curry: buffet: That I was unforgivably rude and wearing a reindeer jumper.unforgivable: rude: wear: reindeer: jumper: That my mother had given me the day before.But the thi
151、ng is.What Im trying to say, very inarticulately.inarticulate: 壬Is that.In fact, perhaps, despite appearances.In fact: perhaps: despite: appearance: I like you very much.-Bridget: Apart from the smoking and the drinking.apart from: smoking: drinking: And the vulgar mother, and the verbal diarrhea.vu
152、lgar: verbal: diarrhea: 裬-Mark: No, I like you very much, just as you are.-Natasha: Mark, we really are making progress on the case in here.progress:MarkJeremys had a most brilliant idea.brilliant: idea: Jeremy-Mark: Right.I must go because.because: Well, bye.-Jude: Just as you are? Not thinner? Not
153、 cleverer?thin: clever: Not with slightly bigger breasts and a slightly smaller nose?slight: breast: 鷿 nose: -Shazzer: Well, fuck me.fuck: -Tom: But this is someone you hate, right?hate: -Bridget: Yes, yes. I hate him.-Bridget: November 9. Weight: 138 pounds.weight: pound: ()119138Cigarettes:3. Birt
154、hday:33.cigarette: birthday: 33-Richard: okay, see if you can get it right this time.see: get it right: BridgetThe verdict in the Aghani-Heaney case is expected today.verdict: case: be expected to: Aghani-HeaneyGet yourself down to the high court. I want a hardheaded interview.get down to: High Cour
155、t: () hardheaded: 侲侲You do know the Aghani.Aghani-Bridget: Yes, of course. Big case.Featuring someone, called Aghani-Heaney.feature: Aghani-Heaney-Richard: Or two people called, Kafir Aghani and Eleanor Heaney?call: Kafir AghaniEleanor Heaney-Bridget: Thats the one.-Richard: Shes a British
156、aid worker. Hes a Kurdish freedom fighter.aid: worker: Kurdish: freedom: fighter: The government want to extradite him home where hell certainly be executed.government: extradite: ()鰸 certainly: execute: () Shes married to him and theyve fought for five years to keep him here.be married to: fight: T
157、oday is the decision.decision: -Bridget: Thats exciting.exciting: -Richard: Yes, it is. So what are you waiting for?wait: -Bridget: Am suddenly hardheaded journalist.sudden: hardheaded: 侲 journalist: 侲Ruthlessly committed to promoting justice and liberty.ruthless: be committed to: promote: () justic
158、e: liberty: Nothing can distract me from my dedication to the pursuit of truth.distract: dedication: pursuit: truth: Well, almost nothing.almost: Right, Ill just pop to the shop quickly for some ciggies.pop: () shop: quickly: ciggy: (ciggies) 14Pfor the Polos and the packet of Wheat Crunchies.packet
159、: wheat: crunchy: Wheat Crunchies: -Mark: a packet of Embassy, please.embassy: please: -Bridget: Im sorry. Im not quite fi.quite: -Mark: Good afternoon.-Bridget: You like me just the way I am.-Mark: Sorry?-Bridget: Nothing.-Photographer A: Bridget, we fucked up utterly.fuck up: utter: Bridget, Elean
160、or Heaney and Kafir Aghani have come and gone.Eleanor HeaneyKafir Aghani-Bridget: Oh, God. Ill be sacked.sack: Did the others get interviews?interview: -Photographer A: I dont know. I was having a slash.slash: -Mark: Actually, nobody got interviews.actually: -Bridget: so how do you know?-Mark: Becau
161、se I was defending him. I told him not to give interviews.because: defend: ()绤 interview: 绤Look.I have a plan.plan: -Photographer A: And action.action: -Bridget: Mr. Darcy, you were defending Mr. Aghani. You must be delighted.delighted: MarkAghani绤-Mark: Yes, well, Kafir Aghani has spent his entire
162、life.spend: entire: AghaniDefending the basic human rights of his own people.basic: human: right: And todays verdict has been the result of five years of struggle.verdict: result: struggle: By this woman Eleanor Heaney to save the man she loves.save: HeaneyFrom an extradition order tantamount to a d
163、eath sentence.extradition: 鰸 order: tantamount:to death: death sentence: 档-Bridget: Right.And, Eleanor, over to you.EleanorDid you fancy Kafir the first time that you saw him?fancy: -Bridget: This has been Bridget Jones for Sit Up Britain.sit up: BridgetWith lets face it a bit of a crush no
164、w, actually.face: crush: Good afternoon.簲-Richard: BridgetJones. Already a legend.already: legend: 棬Bridget, -Song: I feel fantastic, bombastic, ecstatically astoundedfantastic: bombastic: ecstatic: ecstatically: () astound: How a girl can really lose her gripreally: lose: grip: I feel surrounded, c
165、onfoundedsurround: confounded: 嶯Emotionally dumbfoundedemotional: dumbfounded: -Bridget: Oh, joy, I am broadcasting genius.joy: broadcast: genius: Celebrating by cooking birthday feast for close friends.celebrate: cook: feast: close: Have sneaking suspicion am also genius in the kitchen as
166、well.sneak: suspicion: genius: Tie flavor-enhancing leek and celery together with string.flavor: enhance: leek: celery: string: Right. String.Perfect.perfect: Finely slice oranges and grate zest.finely: slice: orange: grate: zest: 顣Oh, bugger, bugger!bugger: Where the fuck is the fucking tuna?tuna:
167、This is BridgetJones for, Sit Up, Britain, searching for tuna.search for: Bridget Jones-Bridget: Hello-Pam: darling. Hi, Mum.衣I just wanted a bit of a chat.chat: -Julian: Ouch! Careful, you ham-fisted cow!careful: ham: fist: ham-fisted: cow: ()-Pam: The thing is, darling between you and me.Im not en
168、tirely sure that Julian isnt a bit of a shit.entire: shit: Julian-Bridget: Mum, I havent really got time right now.裬-Pam: I cant deny the sex is still very surprising.deny: sex: surprising: You know, the other night quite unexpectedly.unexpected: I was just dozing off and I felt this huge.doze off:
169、huge: -Bridget: What time do you call this?磿-Mark: The door was open.open: I came to congratulate the new face of British current affairs.congratulate: But I see I may have come at a bad time.-Bridget: Hows it look?-Mark: Great. Its.great: Blue.blue: -Bridget: Blue?-Mark: no, but b
170、lue Is good.If you ask me there isnt enough blue food.enough: food: -Bridget: Oh, shit. It must have been the string.shit: string: -Mark: Oh, its string soup.soup: -Bridget: Oh, God. Theyre gonna be here any minute.god: () minute: -Mark: Dont worry. Im sure theyve come to see you and not.worry: sure
171、: Orange parfait in sugar cages.parfait: sugar: cages: Lets have a drink.drink: -Bridget: Yes.-Mark: Happy birthday.-Bridget: Thank you.Did I really run round your lawn naked?run round: lawn: naked: -Mark: Oh, yes. You were four and I was eight.-Bridget: Thats a pretty big age difference.pretty: iff
172、erence: Its quite perve really.quite: perve: -Mark: Yes, I like to think so.-Bridget: What are we going to do about this dinner then?dinner: -Mark: We can have blue soup to start.blue soup: start: Orange pudding to end.pudding: ()And, well, for the main course, you have.main: course: ()Congealed gre
173、en gunge.congeal: green: gunge: -Bridget: That is caper berry gravy, actually.caper: berry: gravy: actually: -Mark: Do you have eggs?-Bridget: Yes.-Mark: Right. Omelette it is, then.omelette: 嵰嵰With caper berry gravy.You wouldnt by any chance have any beetroot cubes, would you?by any chance: beetroo
174、t: cube: Minigherkin? Stuffed olive?mini: gherkin: stuffed: olive: ()魣-Bridget: No, Pam.PamAnd besides, Im busy. The gravy needs sieving.besides: gravy: need: sieve: -Mark: Surely not. Just stir it, Una.surely: stir: 裬Una,-All: Happy birthday!TV queen! Were so proud!TV: television queen: proud: Brid
175、get, you looked so fucking thin! You looked fantastic!thin: fantastic: -Tom: Hello.Are you joining us?join: -Bridget: Yeah, yeah. Of course.-Mark: Excellent.excellent: -Tom: Delicious.delicious: Really specialreally: special: -Mark: Really, its very nice.-Shazzer: So.Mark, why did your wife leave yo
176、u?leave: Mark-Bridget: Eat up. Eat up. Two more lovely courses to go.eat up: lovely: -Tom: Mmm, delicious!-Mark: I have to say this is the most incredible shit.incredible: shit: 顣This is the worst of the three.worst: -Shazzer: It does remind me of something. It tastes like.remind: taste: 𡭡-J
177、ude: Marmalade.marmalade: -Tom: Well done, Bridge. Four hours of careful cooking.careful: cook: BridgeAnd a feast of blue soup.feast: 磬 soup: Omelette And Marmalade.嵰-Bridget: Thank you.-Tom: I think that deserves a toast to Bridget.deserve: toast: Bridget.Who cannot cook.But who we love just as she
178、 is.-All: To Bridget.BridgetJust as she is.-Jude: Ill go.-Bridget: Who?-Daniel: Sorry, sorry, sorry.Im obviously interrupting.obviously: interrupt: ()Darcy.DarcyWhat brings you here?bring:Right, yeah. I should have guessed, shouldnt I?guess: -Tom: Im Tom. Its really good to meet you at last.meet: To
179、m-Daniel: Listen, I just came to.I thought you might be on your own.might: What an idiot.idiot: -Bridget: Excuse me.excuse: -Daniel: Ive been going crazy.crazy: I cant stop thinking about you.think about: And thinking what a fucking idiot Ive been.Christ, is that blue soup?Christ: ()-Bridget: Yes.-D
180、aniel: You know that Sunday in the country.country: 壬壬Come on outside.outside: 棬It was all just going so fast.fast: The hotel and that weekend meeting your parents.hotel: weekend: I just panicked.panic: You know me. Im.Im a terrible disaster with a posh voice and a bad character.terrible: disaster:
181、posh: voice: character: Youre the only one who can save me. I need you.save: need: Without you, 20 years from now, Ill be in some seedy bar.seedy: bar: With some seedy blonde.blonde: -Bridget: And what about Lara?Lara-Daniel: Oh, over, over. Totally fucking finito.totally: fucking:Dumped me.dump: Du
182、mped me when she realized I hadnt got over you.realize: I know youre thinking its just a sex thing.sex: But I promise you whenever I see.promise: whenever: That skimpy little skirt on TV.skimpy: I just close my eyes and listen to all the intelligent things youll say.close: listen: intelligent: I was
183、 thrilled that little, Kurdish bloke was set free.thrill: Kurdish: bloke: set free: Ive missed you a lot.miss: -Mark: Im going now. Bye.-Bridget: Mark, stay.Mark-Mark: No, I dont think I will.-Daniel: Dont leave on my behalf.on ones behalf: ()=on behalf ofIts about time you and I put this past behin
184、d us, dont you?put behind: put the past behind: At least stay for a birthday drink with me and Bridge, huh?at least: Bridget-Mark: Good-bye, Bridget.Bridget-Bridget: MarkMarkWhy are you here?-Daniel: I just told you why Im here.Why was Mark wanker Darcy here? Oh, bloody hell.wanker: bloody
185、: MarkWait a minute. Hes back.wait a minute: -Mark: All right, Cleaver. Outside.all right: outside: Daniel-Daniel: Im sorry?Outside?Should I bring my dueling pistols or my sword?bring: duel: pistol: sword: All right. Hang on.hang on: -Mark: I should have done this years ago.-Daniel: Done What?-Mark:
186、 This.-Daniel: Fuck! Fuck me, that hurt!hurt: What do you think youre doing?-Mark: This.-Daniel: Christ, not again.-Tom: Fight!fight: -All: What?Where? Where?-Tom: Well, quick! Its a real fight!quick: real: -Daniel: All right. I give up. I give up.give up: Give me a moment, all right?moment: Just le
187、t me get a moments, break here, okay?break: -All: Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!cheat: -Mark: Ill shin you!shin: -Tom: Whose side are we on?side: () on ones side: -Shazzer and Judy: MarksMark-Shazzer: obviously. Hes never dumped Bridget for some naked American.dump: naked: Bridget.-Judy: And he said he liked
188、her just the way she is.-Bridget: But he also nicked Daniels fiance and left him broken-hearted.nick: fiance: broken-hearted: Daniel顣-Tom: Good point. Its a very hard one to call.point: v hard: call: -Mark: Im so sorry.-Guy A: What Are You doing?-Mark: Oh, God, Im sorry.I really am sorry. I will pay
189、.really: pay: -Daniel: Enough, Darcy?enough: Darcy-Mark:Not quite, if thats all right by you.all right: -Daniel: You broke my bloody jaw!break: 飬 bloody: () jaw: -Waiter: Happy birthday to youhappy: Happy birthday to youHappy birthday, dear whats-his-name-Daniel: Jesus.All Right. All Right.
190、 Enough.Enough.-Mark: Wanker.wanker: -Bridget: What is your problem?problems: -Mark: my problem?-Bridget: Yes!You give the impression of being all moral and noble.impression: moral: noble: And normal and helpful in the kitchen.normal: helpful: kitchen: But youre just as bad as the rest of them.rest:
191、 -Mark: Well, I can see that Ive been laboring under a misapprehension.labor: misapprehension: Very very foolish mistake. Forgive me.foolish: forgive: -Daniel: Lets go back upstairs.upstairs: Come on.We belong together, Jones.顣Me, you.Poor little skirt.poor: skirt: -Bridget: Right.-Daniel:
192、 If I cant make it with you.I cant make it with anyone.-Bridget: Thats not a good enough offer for me.enough: offer: 裬()Im not willing to gamble my whole life on someone whos.willing: whole: Not quite sure.quite: sure: Its like you said:Im still looking for something.stiil: look for: More extraordin
193、ary than that.extraordinary: -All: Ding-dong merrily on high-Bridget: December 25th.1225Weight: 140 pounds.weight: pound: 140Plus 42 mince pies.plus: mince: 飬飬 pie: 42Alcohol units:alcohol: unit: Oh, thousands.-Bridget: Bugger off!bugger: -Man B: Come on then, kids.-Julian: This Baroque carriage clo
194、ck is.baroque: carriage clock: A particular festive favorite of mine.particular: festive: favorite: Incorporating the Hallelujah Chorus from Handels Messiah.incorporate: chorus: Handels MessiahHallelujahEvery hour on the hour.-Dad: I cant understand it the mans actually turned red now.understand: ac
195、tually: turn: -Julian: Merry Christmas, Pamela.merry: Christmas: Pamela-Bridget: Well, Im going to Bedfordshire.Night-night.-Dad: Night-night.-Pam: The thing is.Close up he was almost purple.close up: almost: purple: 廪You were such a lovely normal color.lovely: normal: color: He had a filthy temper.
196、filthy: temper: 飬And, well, the jewelry is fabulous and really very reasonably priced.jewelry: 鱦 fabulous: really: reasonable: priced: 鱦I thought I might ask if.might: We could have another go.Obviously with some effort on your part to pay a bit more attention to me.obvious: effort: pay attention to
197、: I do realize what Im like sometimes.realize: It doesnt help that you and Bridget have your lovely grown-up club of two.grown-up: club: BridgetAnd always say, Whats silly old mummy gone and done this time?always: silly: You used to be mad about me.You couldnt get enough of me.enough: What do you th
198、ink?-Dad: I dont know, Pam.PamI just dont know now.Its been very hard.hard: Im joking, you daft cow.joke: daft: cow: ()Pam, I just dont work without you.work: -Pam: Awful!awful: -Dad: Lovely, lovely, lovely.-Pam: Get back up those stairs. Get dressed.up stairs: get dressed: -Bridget: What for?-Pam:
199、The Darcys ruby wedding party.ruby: ruby wedding: (40)What for, indeed!indeed: Darcy40Mark will be there. Still divorced.still: divorced: Mark顣-Bridget: Hes also still deranged. Im not going.also: deranged: -Pam: Poor Mark. This is always a bad time of year for him.poor: bad: Mark
200、His Japanese wife left him on Christmas Day. Cruel race.leave: cruel: race: 壬塣-Bridget: Yes, but Im not quite sure he didnt deserve it, actually.quite: deserve: actually: -Pam: She ran off with his best friend from Cambridge.run off: Cambridge: Total scoundrel, apparently. Best man at his wedding.to
201、tal: scoundrel: apparent: best man: ()Then Christmas Eve, Mark comes home early from work.Christmas Eve: MarkFinds the pair of them in a most unorthodox position.pair: unorthodox: position: Stark naked at it like rabbits.stark: naked: rabbit: -Bridget: Just give me five minutes.Stop! Stop the car!st
202、op: Dad, get out. Too slow!slow: Dad, get in! Hurry!get in: hurry: -Dad: Whats the hurry?Not too fast.fast: -Pam: Bit snowy, isnt it?snowy: -Mark: Sorry. One moment.-Bridget: Thank you for inviting me.invite: -Mark: I didnt., It must have been my parents.-Bridget: So.-Natasha: Hello, Bridget. Didnt
203、know you were coming.Bridget, Mark, your father wants to begin ASAP.begin: ASAP: =as soon as possible Mark-Mark: Does he?-Natasha: Right.Come on, Mark. Be helpful, please.careful: Mark, The caterers have totally screwed up., Does nothing work outside of London?caterer: () totally: screwed up: outsid
204、e: 棬Apparently not.apparent: -Bridget: Listen.I owe you an apology about Daniel.owe: ()() apology: DanielHe said that you ran off with his fiance.fiance: And left him, broken-hearted, he said.broken-hearted: -Mark: No, it was the other way around.It was my wife.My heart.heart: -Bridget: Sorry.Thats
205、why you always acted so strangely around him.always: act: strange: İAnd beat him to a pulp quite rightly.beat: pulp: quite: rightly: Well done.Can we just.Pop out there for a moment?pop: () pop out: I just have something that I want to say.You once said that you liked me just as I am.once: And I jus
206、t wanted to say likewise.likewise: I mean, there are stupid things, your mum buys you.stupid: buy: 賣Tonights another classicclassic: Youre haughty and you always say the wrong thing in every situation.haughty: situation: And I seriously believe that you should rethink the length of your sid
207、eburns.seriously: believe: rethink: length: sideburns: But youre a nice man.and.I like you.If you wanted to pop by sometime that might be nice.pop by: =pop in might: More than nice.-Mark: Right.-Marks dad: Crikey.crikey: ()Ladies and gentlemen.Could I have your attention, for a moment, please?attent
208、ion: -Mark: Excuse me.-Bridget: Of course.-Marks dad: .wife and companion Gpanion: 飬飬GeraldineA toast to her my wonderful wife Geraldine.toast: wonderful: -All: To Geraldine.Geraldine-Marks dad: And we in turn have been blessed with our son Mark.in turn: blessed:MarkHes always made us proud.proud: A
209、nd we couldnt be prouder of him than on this particular day.particular: Because Im thrilled to announce.because: thrill: announce: 棬He has just been invited to be a senior partner.invite: senior: partner: 飬AbbottIn the firm of Abbott & Abbott in New York.firm: MarkHe also incidentally.inci
210、dentally: Takes with him his brilliant partner in law, Natasha.brilliant: partner: 飬 law: NatashaAnd I dont think theyll mind since were amongst friends.mind: since: amongst: =amongIf I say that someday this remarkably clever girl.remarkable: clever: Is going to be something else in-law as well!else
211、: as well: -Natasha: I begged him not to say anything.beg: -Marks dad: So I ask you now to charge your glasses once again to Mark and his Natasha.charge: () glass: MarkNatasha-All: To Mark and his Natasha!MarkNatasha-Bridget: No!Its just that.just: Its such a terrible pity.terrible: pity: For Englan
212、d.To lose such a great legal brain.lose: legal: brain: -Geoffrey: Is she pissed?piss: -Una: What?-Bridget: For the people of England.Like me and you.To lose one of our top people.lose: top: A top person,really.really: Well, I better dash.Ive got another party to get to.Loads of single people.Load of
213、:=a load of: single: Mainly poofs.mainly: poof: Bye. -Song: Knew the signs wasnt right, I was stupid, For a whileSwept away by you.And now I feelLike a foolSo confusedMy hearts bruisedWas I ever loved by youOut of reachSo farI never had your heartOut of reachCouldnt seeWe were never meant
214、to beCatch myself from despairI could drown if I stay hereKeeping busyEvery dayI know I will be okay -Bridget: Yes?-All: Hi! Its us!-Bridget: Great. Come on up.-Tom: Have we got the most fantastic surprise for you.fantastic: surprise: -Bridget: Youre not going to singsing: 裬衭-Tom: not that fantastic
215、, sadly, no.sadly: Weve decided to take you to Paris, so you can forget about everything.decide to: forget: Particularly forget about Mark Darcy.particularly: 𣬸Mark Darcy-Judy: I cant believe you said what you said you said.believe: -Bridget: I know! There goes my invite to the Darcys next y
216、ear.invite: Darcys-Tom: If he didnt leap over and whip you up in his arms then sod him.leap: leap over: whip up: sod: sod off: -Judy: Yes. Hes clearly the most dreadful cold fish.clearly: dreadful: cold fish: -Shazzer: Exactly. Theres been all these bloody hints and stuff.exactly: bloody: hint: stuf
217、f: ()But has he ever actually stuck his tongue down your fucking throat?actually: stick: tongue: throat: -Bridget: No. Not once.-Tom: I think we should pack.pack: ()-Shazzer: Passport, Bridget, And pants.passport: pant: -Bridget: Yep. Pants.-Shazzer: Hurry up, Bridge, Were freezing our bollocks off.
218、hurry up: freezing: 伫 bollocks: ()Bridge-Bridget: Yeah. Just the keys.key: -Shazzer: Im stuck!be stuck: -Tom: Come the fuck on, Bridget.fuck: -Shazzer: Close the door.close: ()-Mark: Bridget.Bridget-Bridget: What are you doing here?-Mark: I just wanted to know if you were available.available: For ba
219、r mitzvahs and christenings as well as ruby weddings.bar mitzvah: (13) christening: () ruby wedding: (40Excellent speech.excellent: speech: -Bridget: I thought that you were in America.-Mark: Yes, I was, but.I realized Id forgotten something back home.realize: -Bridget: Which was?-Mark: I realized I
220、d forgotten to.Kiss you good-bye. Do you mind?kiss goodbye: mind: 𣬿-Bridget: Not really, no. not really: So, youre not going to America, then?-Mark: No. Not.-Bridget: Youre staying here?-Mark: So it would seem.seem: -Mark: Friends of yours?-Bridget: No, Ive never seen them before in my life.
221、before: life: -Shazzer: Are you coming to Paris or not?裿-Bridget: Not.-Shazzer: No fucking room anyway.room: anyway: -Mark: Maybe we should just go upstairs for a minute.maybe: -Bridget: Very good idea.idea: -Tom: no room for him either-Bridget: Give me just a minute.Keep yourself busy. Read somethi
222、ng.keep: Lots of very high-quality magazines.high-quality: quality: magazine: With helpful fashion and romance tips.helpful: fashion: romance: tips: Ill be right with you.Definitely an occasion for.definitely: occasion: genuinely tiny knickers.genuine: tiny: knickers: -Diary: Mum was really scraping
223、 the barrel with Mark Darcy. He acts like he is got a giant gherkin thrust up his backsidereally: scrape: barrel: act: giant: gherkin: (Bridget) thrust: ()() backside: MarkMark Darcy is rude, hes unpleasant, he is dull, no wonder his clever wife left him.rude: unpleasant: dull: no wonder: clever: Ma
224、rk-Mark: fine.-Bridget: Right.Oh, shit!shit: Double shit.double: Bollocks!bollocks: ()Oh, God.god: Wish me luck!wish: luck: -old Man : Good luck, crazy girl!crazy: -Bridget: Im so sorry.I didnt mean it. I mean, I meant it.mean: But I was so stupid that I didnt mean what I meant.stupid: Oh, for Chris
225、ts sakes.sake: for somebodys sake: 桭Its only a diary.diary: Everyone knows diaries, are just full of crap.crap: -Mark: I know that.I was just buying you a new one. Time to make a new start, perhaps.buy: new: start: perhaps: -Bridget: Wait a minute.Nice boys dont kiss like that.-Mark: Oh, yes, they f
226、uckin do.-Daniel: Im delighted. Theyre both really good friends of mine.delighted: And I think its great that theyve found each other at last.great: at last: Brilliant, brilliant, This is Pauline, by the way.brilliant: by the way: Pauline-Paula: Paula.Paula-Daniel: Sorry.Paula-Marks Dad: How marvell
227、ous! Marvellous!marvelous: Nice, healthy, well-built girl.healthy: well-built: Cant be doing with a girl whos just skin and bone.skin: bone: I like a woman with a backside you can park your bike in and rest a pint on.backside: park: rest: pint: -Marks Mum: Malcolm.Malcolm-Richard: Well, obviously, I
228、m disappointed.obviously: disappointed: Bitterly disappointedbitter: bitterly: ()But just cause someones got a boyfriend.cause=because: doesnt necessarily mean they wont.necessarily: you know.-Daniel: No, theres absolutely no bitterness.absolutely: bitterness: No hard feelings.hard: feeling: I just think its great that in the same month that Bridge found Darce.found: (find) BridgeDarceI found Melani.Melani-Alan: Its Alan.Alan
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